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Do your cookies have drugs in them?

No. The only high these cookies will leave you with is a sugar high.

 What if I have allergies?

All cookies are processed in a kitchen that uses peanuts, tree nuts, wheat, eggs, milk, and soy. 

How do I heat these thicc boys up?

If you have the time, 4-7 minutes in an oven @ 350F. If that doesn’t work for you, 11-15 seconds in a microwave will do it.​

How long do your cookies last?

We recommend eating your cookies within 3 days of arrival for optimal freshness. Because our cookies do not have preservatives or additives, they can stay uneaten for 7 days if stored at room temperature. If you’d like to enjoy your cookie for a longer period, we recommend storing them in the freezer.

How does shipping work?

We offer free shipping on orders of 6 cookies (or more) through USPS and FedEx. Estimated time of arrival is between 1-3 days. We do not guarantee any shipping timelines, as we are not the couriers. We are not responsible for lost, delayed or damaged cookies during shipment. We are NOT responsible for incorrect addresses when checking out. We will try to resend after recharging for shipping. You will receive an email with tracking once your order has been boxed and labeled. 

Anywhere that you do not ship?

We cannot ship to FPO, APO, U.S. Territory addresses, or countries outside of the U.S. at this time.

Can I cancel or change my order?

Please email us @ and we will try to get back to you within 24 hours. We can not guarantee that we will be able to cancel or make any changes to an order before it is shipped out.